Thursday, October 02, 2008
Okay. I just got off a 1 hour bus ride journey from Cineleisure [I now proudly know where it is. -_-"], after watching Eagle Eyes with Zai and George. And guess what? Im feeling super relaxed now!
If you didnt already know, or if you havent been on an SXS bus in recent years, the SXS Transit has launched a new initiative for Singaporean commuters! "
Busride Massage" Thats right! You didnt see it wrong. The SXS Transit has indeed launched such an initiative. In accordance with their aim to provide comfortable, efficient and affordable transportation for Singaporeans, the SXS Transit has hereby decided to give free massages to all passengers. Furthermore, this massage is provided in a form known as the "
Vibratiomassage", or simply put,
Vibration Massage. Alright. Try your best to think straight, although I understand its hardly possible.
Anyway, this
Vibratiomassage is the result of deep thought, as well as extensive Research & Development on the part of the SXS Transit. They have gone out of their way here to provide, once again, comfortable, efficient and affordable transportation for all! There is now no need to spend extra cash getting a massage at those sleazy heartland massage parlours anymore, where you only get heartaches, nothing more! You can keep that cash, and spend it on transportation with the SXS Transit instead! You get to arrive at your destination, while wasting no time in transit by getting a massage in the mean time. It just doesnt get any better than this! Whats more, everyone can benefit from this heart and butt warming experience! Male or female, tall or short, fat or thin, hairful or bald, young or old, smart or stupid, aware or unaware, you all stand to benefit from this. At no extra charge, too!
And just how is it done exactly? Simply put, after the extensive Research & Development, SXS Transit has found an ingenius, cost-effective and utility maximising method! It is as easy as saying "Oh, Ah, Ow!" Just refuse to service the bus wheel suspensions, they say! By refusing to provide damping to the bus movement, no matter how tempted they are to do it, the SXS Transit has effectively provided their commuters with free
Vibratiomassage from the bus engine! Genius, I say! No?
Disclaimer: All parties mentioned in the above post are ficticious, as much as you would like to believe otherwise. Any resemblances to corporations existing or not are purely conincidental. The author will not be held liable for any negative externalities generated on 3rd parties as a result of the production of this article. However, should any random corporation wish to approach the author for reward due to any positive externalities generated, please, feel free to do so, even though he had no part in it.
Okay. Spent the day in school playing Monopoly with ShiLing and Yuxian. Also tried to visualise and plan the layout for my new room. So, school was a complete waste of time today. But hey, actually on 2nd thought, Id much rather not be doing Project Work. Haha.
Anyway, I find it super mahmat that I'd missed United's game against Aalborg yesterday morning. I didnt miss a single game all the way up till the end of promos. But the very 1st game after promos, I missed. Mike.
"A well developed sense of humour is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tight rope of life." - William A. Ward
Alone in darkness at
8:13 PM
