Saturday, July 12, 2008
Omfg. I almost got disfigured by my guitar.
I dug it out from some deep dark, and probably damp since most authors like to put it that way, corner of my house. It was super out of tune. Needing it to practice the 4 new chords taught during lesson today, I started tuning the open E note, only to have the 1st string snap on me. Wow. It was like something straight out of a movie or something. Could almost feel me
siaming in slow motion as the i saw the string break. Haha.
Oh well, theres nothing my guitar cant handle. Its been battle-hardened i tell you. Having gone through a splitting headache, or buttache since it split at the bottom and not the head, he was lucky to have me around. With some wicked skills and a whole damn tube of Uhu glue, I managed to restore it to its original state. Well, at least it looked like it. And there after being left in solitude to rot, yet coming out of it physically
sound. Hahaha. See the pun there? I should be gassed, or so says
Maddox in his post on puns.
Damn, I think I should get a new guitar. Donors or sponsors, anyone? Dang. Of course not. Who would want to donate money to poor me? What a stupid question to ask.
"If there are not stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" - Scott Adams
Alone in darkness at
4:20 PM
