Thursday, June 05, 2008
Went to Elias Mall to study with Ms Poh today. Erm, okay gross. The name Ms Poh reminds me of that hairy armpit Math relief teacher I had back in Victoria. Okay anyway, I have to say, it wasnt really that productive. Haha. Although Ms Poh says what she did today was more than what she had done for the past 2 weeks. Lol.
Anyway, I brought alot of things with me in my bag today, many of which I did not use. Haha. And apparently being so bulky, it looked like I could hide a bomb inside my bag. Hmm. Or at least thats what the Security Personel thought, when she stopped me the moment I crossed the gantry. Just the right moment though. I was debating whether to open the bag to take out my earphones or not. And she pulled me over right after I decided on the latter. Thanks!
When I peeled open the noisy cover flap of my bag, her faced showed a little sign of shock when she realised the bomb which she thought was hidden inside my bag was actually books. Could almost swear that she would have been less shocked had it been a bomb. Hmm. Anyway, the moment she finished checking the bag, she looked at me with the "Thank You For Your Kind Co-operation" look and said that I could go. Then at that moment, I remembered my earphones and started rummaging through my bag for them. She stared at me throughtout the entire duration of the search im sure, and probably with a questioning look. Haha. Should have said "I knew you wouldnt find it. Here, let me show you where it is." Lol.
Hmm. Then she would probably have wheeled out her taser or whatever weapon she had with her. Then pointing the thing at my head she would shout "Drop it! NO NO! Leave it there! Dont touch it!", while proceeding to hit the secret button located under the counter or something. Then the entire station would be flooded with blinking red floodlights and sirens. And the place would lock down and The Special Ops would burst out through the toilet doors, eventually zeroing all their laser guided weapons on my head while freezing in whatever formation they had rehearsed prior. Then I would say "Kidding." And the Security Personel would keep away the taser or whatever, and proceed to hit another button. Thereafter, the lights and sirens stop. The Special Ops guys also proceed to sprint back to the toilet. And all other commuters who were freezing at first proceed about their intended business and everything returns to normal. The Security Personel then says "You may go."
Hey, Im just saying, you'll never know. (: Though on second thought, it sounds like something which would happen on Just For Laughs. Haha.
"No, try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
Master Deadi Yoda
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