Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Guai Kia,
Guai Kia,
Guai Kia. Time and time again, this noun surfaces in my mind. Its something Im striving to be. But TODAY, is an interesting day that has just proven my theory. The theory that being a guai kia will only get you jacked. Cause that exactly what happened to me. Both literally, and otherwise.
It all started, when I decided to be a guai kia and made the decision to actually go for contact time. Reached LT4 only to find out that the place was full. So Gorden, Jun Yi and I thought of the brilliant idea of entering the LT by the bottom door, albeit knowing that we would be stared at by the entire LT. So there we were, happy happy, entered the LT with the entire bunch of people staring at us while we sat down near the door, WHERE THERE WERE ALOT OF ANTS. Especially at exactly where I was sitting. Had to endure all the ants doing recon missions on my stupid Temasek green trousers. But this one nvm, ants only. I tahan.
Against all advice by our dear Ms Yux, I decided to go for training. Cause why? Im trying to be a guai kia. The chain of events that unfolded after that on the pitch was what brought my attention to the phenomenon.
Just as I reached the stands after changing, putting my contacts and all, our teacher-in-charge Mr Francis Lee suddenly experienced severe mood swings and PMS. He screamed for all of us to gather on the field regardless of whether we had our boots on already or not. This was followed shortly after by a scolding session for being late and taking our time, while everyone was in pushup position. And then by the inevitable pumping and situp session of I dont even know how many 'downs' & 'ups'.
Then came the actual training. Our coach Suhari made me stand in goal while the others continuously fired shots at me. It was fucking tiring I tell you. Imgaine running like 10m up and down the field non-stop, while trying to save shots in the process. And then of course there is the getting scolded when you let one in. It was during this hardcore drill that my old fracture started to hurt, near the right ankle. Hobbling up and down 10m continuously definitely didnt help either. But nvm, Im a guai kia. So I persisted.
Then, came the climax of today's show. Tu Jin was like 1m right in front of me. AND he whacked the ball straight at me! Wah lau! Then I kena jack by the ball know. At full force some more! *#&$(@#*&$#@ Damn pain lahh I tell you!
Wahh. I felt like dying for that 1 minute lahh. But then there was no other keeper around, Eric was at the other goal doing corners, so I continued with the fucking drill. And then after that for the entire of the training session, I was hobbling around and squirming on the pitch.
When the training finally ended, I thought my misery was finally over. But NO. Cause Suhari ALSO experienced severe mood swing and PMS! )!(**(*&#!*$^&!%#$ He suddenly screamed for everyone to be on the pitch while we were changing out of our boots. And proceeded to scold us for not helping to wash the bips and keep the balls, AGAIN while in pushup position. KNN. I think you can guess what came next. The push up and situps again! Wah lau.
KNS lahh. Why today so suay. Everybody mood swing at the same time. Really damn suay know. Want to be guai kia also so difficult. Kena jack here jack there. >.<
P.S. Luo Wei! I know how it feels like to have almost died, having been almost hit by a soccer ball zooming inches past your head. Kicked by you Gay Boy Kaisven some more. Haha. Be glad you're still alive. (:
Alone in darkness at
8:26 PM
