Monday, May 26, 2008
Just got back not too long ago. Haha. Went to send my parents and brother off on their holiday to China, while Im stuck in Singapore because of 3 hours' worth of Math lecture. >.<
AND I KNOW, weird cock right? Why'd anybody want to go to China for a holiday, some more right after the quakes and all. What? Sight-seeing ahh? Go China to confirm that the death toll is what was reported in the news? -_-" Eh. Stop making fun lahh. Many innocent people died out there in China okay. Tsk.
Anyway, while the situation is China is definitely by far the most depressing and saddening event happening at the moment, the main focus of today's post, against all logic, is actually THE
BUDGET TERMINAL. After a thorough round of scrutiny, I only have one thing to say. IT REALLY IS DAMN BLOODY BUDGET.
And why I think its BUDGET:
1. There is only ONE damned clock in the entire terminal! And mind you, its not a damned big clock either. Its the type commonly found in our lecture theatres. Hmm. On the bright side, you now have an excuse to be late when boarding the plane. "Sir, why you so late ahh?", "Oh. Very sorry lehh. I was too busy enjoying myself at the playground you have provided for us. Its just SO big and SO fun, that I lost track of time. Some more you only put one bloody clock in the WHOLE damned terminal lehh. I cannot see the time lehh.", "Well, we're glad to have been of service to you sir, however little, or if any at all. Please proceed this way to leave Singapore immediately. Thank you."
2. The roof at the terminal is damn OBIANG! Wahh man I tell you. Its like those old slum housing type of wavy zinc roof. Just that maybe its not made of zinc. Well, it wasnt raining when I was there, otherwise I would probably have heard the "Plit, Plat, Plit, Plat" created by the water droplets on the roof.
3. The toilet urinal does not have the "Fly" in it! You know the fly which so famously stirred the oh-so-conservative Singaporean community? The one which supposedly helps able-bodied Singaporean men "aim" properly? What? The Singapore National Service so top-notch then teach you to be marksmen with all the high-tech man-made weapons, everything except your natural one horr? AND
ORHOR, so you saying people who fly economic, business or first class need help with their aiming lahh? Oh. So i know the moral of the story liao.
If you can aim, fly Budget.
Budget, right? Alone in darkness at
7:31 PM
