Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Omg. This is some lame shit. >.< Lightbulb jokes of all the Colleges in Singapore.
Disclaimer: As mentioned, this is a joke ONLY. It is meant of no offense to anybody. Furthermore, I was at no point in time involved in the creation of this joke. Do not at anytime after reading the post call me and threaten to sue me unless I shut down my blog, because you feel utterly insulted. Thank you.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmm? *raises eye-brows*)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They?ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
Haha. Okay. Remember ahh. Dont call me and say "You tell me you stay where you work where!?" Alone in darkness at
9:51 PM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
I've been away for a long long time, I know. Just havent been having that feeling to blog.
Anyway, O levels results were released last Friday, I got 10. Was quite disappointed at first lahh, cause cant make it to VJ and all. But at the end of the day, guess I should be happy with the result. Afterall, Im just a point shy of being a single-pointer. Besides, dropping from 30+ during Mid-years to 17 in Prelims and now 10 for Os, I must say, is quite an achievement for myself. Never mind all the 6 pointers in school and what not. Haha.
Okay. Turning my focus away from school, today's
Valentine's Day!
Heres wishing everyone out there a Happy Valentines Day. Hope you enjoy yourself while Im sick and stuck at home. >.<> Oh ya, I almost forgot. Im crashing Saint Andrews JC tomorrow.
Alone in darkness at
6:46 PM
